"Gf: You should.
Bf: I can.
Gf: You must.
Bf: I will."
"Pie is love chum."
"Didn’t you love her overalls?"
"Which headband should I wear?"
"I only need my glasses to read and I don’t do that on a daily basis."
"Luckily there were port-o-potties on the marathon route."
"The half marathon starts at 8 am."
"This isn’t gonna hump itself."
"Release the Kraken!"